Crayons, puzzles and slow cookers


Luna and the Lie by Mariana Zapata

I wonder what Mariana Zapata was like as a toddler with her paints and crayons? I’m thinking she was a messy little thing, because no one does messy quite like Ms Zapata. There’s a whole load of ruder words, but Luna and Rip are seriously messy.

It’s not just their relationship that’s messy, it’s their families, their backgrounds and the decisions they’ve made. He really should not even be likeable, yet I was swooning. Maybe it wasn’t crayons and paints, maybe it was the jigsaw pieces that the little Mariana scattered all around.

I swear to God, you’re a fucking puzzle I thought was all in the box, but every damn day I find a piece or two hidden all over the place.”

The imagery that Ms Zapata brings to mind it’s just damn near perfect.

If she was a messy toddler, as an adult this author undoubtedly loves her slow cooker, because she nails the slow burn. Even for a master of the slow burn this one simmers at a low heat threatening to boil over at any moment, so you simply can’t take your eye off it, or put it down easily. Delicious!

And then there’s the melt….

“You want someone to be your best friend and your fucking partner? I’m right fucking here, baby girl.”

Who wouldn’t want to be Rip’s best friend and fucking partner (pun definitely intended)?!

Any fan of Ms Zapata is going to compare everything she writes to The Wall of Winnipeg, I guess it probably drives her insane. This comes close to Winnipeg, but I do love a sports romance so I’m sticking with Winnie as my fave but only just.

Reader’s Revenge

Against all Odds (Brook Brothers #2) by Tracie Delaney out 10th Oct

The second of Ms Delaney’s Brook Brothers novels is a bit of a corker.

The scene for Calum Brook (the definitely not new sales director) was perfectly set up thanks to the first book.  So, enter the first of Jax’s brothers, the arrogant one. Suffice to say I loved him, and I loved how he fell at Laurella’s Italian feet.  The Earth shook as he thumped back to ground.  Music to female ears.

I could wax lyrical about Calum’s attributes, and Calum is definitely attribute rich.  However, I have a small issue. Well actually given it involves Calum, it’s probably a big issue. Maybe a very big issue. Umm definitely.

If you’re looking for a new book boyfriend, Calum is the one.  The mix of arrogance, intelligence, loyalty and an inner sweetness shown just to his lady is a killer.  But…..

The author has claimed him, and she has refused to share.  She is willing to share her other characters, and she has quite a few including a couple of billionaires and a tennis super star.  But I want Calum and on social media she’s banned Calum from acting on his feelings for me.  Selfish author!

So, I’m using my blog to let her know I kidnapped him for this past weekend. And I’m undecided as to whether or not to return him.  Selfish reader.  But very happy selfish reader!

I might return him to be launched to the world on October 10th.  Might.

Ooooh I’m a bit busy, gotta go…..

Angry puppy love

Bane by L.J. Shen

“Falling in love is when you lose yourself slowly, piece by piece. Infatuation is when you lose yourself all at once. Love is like ivy. It wraps around you, chokes every part of you quietly. It is not patient, or kind, or gentle. It is needy, cunning, and suffocating.’

Well, this was a read and a half.  It was raw, angry, claustrophobic and mean.  And I bloody loved it.

I adored how the author took all this gritty angry’ness and turned it into a sweet almost puppy love story.  God only knows how she did that!

This is a masterclass in how you redeem the unredeemable character.  Many have tried, few have done it with half this style.  Read and learn peeps!

Apparently it’s part of a series, I can only say it’s completely stand alone. I’ve never heard of this author before, I only bought this book because of an Amazon sale as I’m looking for new authors. It didn’t just fulfil my expectations, it blew me away.

Counting stars

Marek by Sawyer Bennett (Cold Fury #11)

Sawyer Bennett doesn’t just tell stories, she makes you question what you think. Every damn time!

As a total romance junkie I’m all about the hero, especially a bad boy.  But when the hero despite his gorgeousness and bad boy ways, isn’t redeemable and actually isn’t even a decent guy, what do you do?  Is it a bad book because the hero isn’t hiding a heart of gold or misunderstood or suffered a dreadful childhood?  Usually, there’s plenty of angst to overcome and the journey cements the hero in your heart, not so here.  Regular guy, fantastic life, just pretty much zero emotional intelligence and pretty selfish.

And then, there’s our heroine.  All will be forgiven, she’s going to be our star. Nope.  She’s as awful and dim witted as him.  And for all the comments about her parenting skills, she’s a pretty rubbish mother. We learn in the previous book that she hid his child from him and his family.  And for no good reason at all, plain spite.  How nasty.

What was she planning to say when her child asked about her father?  And when her child realised that the financial difficulties they faced were unnecessary how would she explain it?  The epilogue makes it clear that all along she knew that his was an open door.

So, do you judge a book by how much you love the hero and heroine?  Well, this book shows me that with Sawyer Bennett it’s all about purpose. Don’t be fooled by the ice rink, Ms Bennett always writes purposeful dynamic fiction. This is one of her better books – an excellent farewell to the Cold Fury.

I might not have loved the story, but I couldn’t put it down.  Neither character are ingrained on my heart, but they’ve got my brain buzzing.  If you’re still thinking about a book well after you’ve finished it – you know it’s a cracker.

Nice guys and gals arent actually the most compelling characters.  We all know that.  But us romance fans, maybe we like it too simple.  Usually a great hero gets 5 shiny stars from me, and the ones I don’t like are heading towards the one star. But this one is a 4 and a half from me.

And for me that’s a big deal. How would you have rated it?

PS this isn’t stand alone you have to read the fantastic Reed first.  Ms Bennett is now leaving Cold Fury, those Arizona boys need to up their game!